So this is how moguls live? What a fucking pad. A $28,000,000 townhouse just off Fifth Avenue on the Upper East Side. 25-feet wide, 7 full floors all serviced by an elevator, 5-7 bedrooms depending on how you count, 6 full and 3 half bathrooms, 6 working fireplaces, at least 28 closets and storage rooms, a garden at the back and a terrace at the top that has views of Central Park, and last but not least, a single car garage with direct access to the interior. God I need to write some hit records, produce some hit records, market some hit records, start a label, sell a label, become a label etc.