I'm still not so sure how to justify getting this but one thing is for sure, I want one. There's a great, very Apple-esque video you can watch here which I found really enjoyable but for those who just want the quick skinny. You're looking at a large iPhone. The email, pictures, movie-watching, playing-games functions are just to die for. The design, the 0.5-inch thick, 1.5 pound, 9.7-inch tablet with integrated speaker and microphone, Bluetooth, WiFi and 3G, compass and accelerometer, is to die for. The 10-hour battery life, month of standby, compatible with a new keyboard dock accessory for desktop use, syncable with your existing Mac? Fuckin' awesome. So awesome I wanna call my Dad again tonight and shit on him for the fact he bought a PC last month. SMH, fool.

*Available for $499 for 16GB, 32GB for $599, and $699 64GB. Adding 3G costs a $130 extra per model. The WiFi-only model will ship in March, whereas the 3G models will ship in April.