Joaquin Phoenix has been milling around town just bugging the fuck out lately. I've taken an interest. He says he's quitting acting for good. He says he's been making "hip-hop" music. I don't know. I think he's just making fun of us. Furthermore, check this out, Casey Affleck has been following him around with a whole camera crew filming his whole life. Huh? Check him out on David Letterman here, and read this Newsweek article here and lemme know what you think.

**bonus** peep Ben Stiller at the Oscars doing his best Joaquin Phoenix impression